STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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