yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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