Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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