Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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