Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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