Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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