Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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