Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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