just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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