The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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