Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Randomize
