My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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