I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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