The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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