So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
