I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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