do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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