Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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