Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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