Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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