well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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