Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Randomize
