I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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