Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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