im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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