after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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