Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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