Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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