the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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