My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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