Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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