Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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