We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
