i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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