the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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