Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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