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Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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