She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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