Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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