so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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