He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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