I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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