Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's blow job season.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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