Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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