Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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