The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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