He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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