why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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