You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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