And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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