I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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