Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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