dude i'm inner monologue high
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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