how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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