please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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