I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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