My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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